And the Number One Reason New Yorkers Move to the Suburbs…

Dude: This weather! It’s a beautiful fucking night, isn’t it?
Chick: I know! It’s fucking amazing, it’s just so fucking sweet!
Dude: Yeah, it is fucking nice out, I wish I could take a piss — you know, somewhere outside — and not get arrested!

–Union Square

Overheard by: Susan Volchok