Saturday Morning One-Liners

20-something guy to another: You know how I love vodka? That's how much my mom loves Disney.

–AMC Theater

Overheard by: Anabelle

Kid to mother, watching parade balloon being inflated: Is Snoopy a good guy or a bad guy?

–W 77th St & Central Park West

Enraged sassy lady, after screaming fit: Whatchu' lookin at, mothafucka? With yo stupid-ass hat. You look like Aladdin's brother!

–Brooklyn

Overheard by: blitz

Teen girl to mother: But I never really watch hentai. I have a few friends who watch hentai and it's just gross.

–Disney Store, Times Square

Overheard by: Paul

Excited woman: I love Betty Boop underwear! I never knew that about myself!

–5th Ave & 23rd St

Overheard by: Rose Fox