Restaurant owner on phone: Oh, and one more thing: I just fired your girlfriend…
–Bleecker St
Overheard by: Suze Volchok
Young man on cell: What? Why are you working late again? You're gonna quit anyway. Haven't you read Marx? They are making money from your labor! Ok, ok. Meet me at Balthazar in twenty minutes.
–14th & Broadway
Dude: He told me I wasn't gonna make overtime, and I was like, "bro!"
–Long Island City
Old guy to confused friend: Linkedin? That's for professional, uh… canoodling.
–6 Train
