Flight Of the Wednesday One-Liners

Pilot: Everyone, we're fifteen minutes early… Please remember that next time we're late.

–LaGuardia Airport

Overheard by: Afrocurl

Flight attendant on red eye: Please keep the center aisle clear of strollers, luggage, arms, feet, and heads.


Flight attendant to passengers: Welcome to delta flight 1447 to Atlanta… If you are not going to Atlanta… Well, you are now!

–LaGuardia Airport

Overheard by: JEgan

Female on intercom: Attention, everyone in the terminal. (long pause) Never mind.

–Delta Terminal, LaGuardia Airport