Pilot: Everyone, we're fifteen minutes early… Please remember that next time we're late.
–LaGuardia Airport
Overheard by: Afrocurl
Flight attendant on red eye: Please keep the center aisle clear of strollers, luggage, arms, feet, and heads.
–JFK
Flight attendant to passengers: Welcome to delta flight 1447 to Atlanta… If you are not going to Atlanta… Well, you are now!
–LaGuardia Airport
Overheard by: JEgan
Female on intercom: Attention, everyone in the terminal. (long pause) Never mind.
–Delta Terminal, LaGuardia Airport
