Compassionate teen girl: Don't hate. She may have a lot of grammar errors, but you make a lot of fashion errors.
–Chelsea
Hat salesman, trying to close the deal: Put that on. You don't need no mirror. Why you… Put that mirror down, you don't need no goddamn mirror!
–The Bronx
Overly proud man: Jewelry is both plural and singular.
–Broadway & Prince
Overheard by: Megan
Woman, very emphatically to her companion: I have like forty pairs of socks!
–AMC Loews Theater