Woman: It smells like Ed Hardy in here.
–Downtown 2 Train
Older man to younger man: So which smelled worse: the urine or the dead body?
–Herald Square
Overheard by: Tiff
Leather jacketed guy to another, as they pass a stinky trash can: Hey Louie, this smells like your sister!
–Coney Island
Ghetto teen: Wake up and smell the pussy!
–Best Buy, Penn Station
Woman with shopping bags to group of friends: Smell this perfume I jus' got. It smells like apple blossom, honeydew, and ying yang.
–4 Train
Overheard by: that's not what I smell
