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He’s Got an Urgent 1 O’Clock to Get To

Hobo: You have a quarter for a cup of coffee?
Suit: Excuse me, can’t you see I’m on the phone?
Hobo: I don’t have time for games!

–42nd & 7th

  • Posted on October 2, 2014
  • Anger Management, Hobos, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Money & Class, On Cell, Suits, Times Square
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