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Selfish Bone Cancer-Having Motherfucker

Man: I’m in pain! Nurse, nurse!
Nurse, to herself: Dammit, nigga, I just fucking gave you morphine!

–Albert Einstein Hospital

  • Posted on October 22, 2020
  • Hospitals, Medicine, Nurses
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