Lady on cell: So do you want French bread, Italian, or salmonella?
–Bay Ridge
Overheard by: sexybysorprize
Sassy black woman to coughing Asian man: Oh, no! Take your coughing somewhere else, I don't want yo' swine disease, asshole!
–Brooklyn
Overheard by: Red Eyed Dream
Blind philosopher: You sighted people are the ones who are at a disadvantage. You need to see. I don't.
–1 Train
60-something woman on cell: That's a much better lymphoma than the other one.
–8th Ave & W 4th St
Commuter lady to another: Did corduroy have seizures *before* he ate the turtle?
–Oyster Bay Train
Overheard by: Squat6971