Skinny guy on Mac laptop to friend: Oh fuck, it's the spinning rainbow beach ball of death.
–Starbucks, Lincoln Center
Overheard by: yeah, it's not my favorite either
Guy coming out of elevator: Her son drowned, and she posted it on twitter.
–Midtown
Unattractive woman on cell: Whereas eHarmony is designed to match for long-term relationships, Craigslist only matches for as long as it takes to get off.
–B62 Bus
High school girl to another: What do you do when you get home, if you don't have a Facebook?
–96th St & Lexington
