Girl outside of bar, to another: If I was a dog and you walked me, I would want you to put a sweater on me.
–85th St & 2nd
Overheard by: Bunni
Girl on phone, getting into taxi outside ferry: No, I don't think he's a serial killer… He adopted a dog from the animal shelter.
–Staten Island Ferry
Overheard by: V
Woman, about neighbor's noisy dog: One day I'm just going to throw poison meat over that fence.
–Brooklyn
Overheard by: John
Woman to man, about dog: Didn't he poop out a mitten once? Am I remembering that story correctly?
–85th & 2nd
