Some Tasteful and Understated Wednesday One-Liners.

Teenage girl: I taste like fish.

–Union Square

Overheard by: Murphy

Pants-less girl: I miss having taste buds.

–1 Train

Overheard by: Victoria

Young girl to young man: Have you ever tasted ass?

–42nd St & Vanderbilt Ave

Overheard by: mon

Guy: I don't have to taste it, I know it's gonna be bad! And I know that because you never ask me to taste anything good.

–St. Mark's Place