College girl to another: I knew you were drunk because every time you opened a beer can you said a Snapple fact.
–Columbia University
Overheard by: Nicole
Mom with stroller to another: Am I the only one who thinks being a stay-at-home mom makes you a raging alcoholic? I mean… What else are you supposed to do with your time?
–Astoria
Overheard by: kfowler
White suit to black suit: So we're getting drunk at the wake, or what?
–Uptown 1 Train
Overheard by: Ladle
Old polish guy to another: You know what's good for you? If you drink vodka, but you don't drink it straight early in the morning. . .
–Greenpoint
Girl: I didn't know if we had the vibe, and I was too drunk…
–Broadway & 8th
Overheard by: non-gay NYU guy
Edison contractor to coworker: Johnny with the MTA? That fuck is drunk every night–and he works on the third rail!
–Jones & Bleecker
Overheard by: Sasha
