Newspaper hander-outer: Don’t be scared to take a free Post!
–Public library
Guy handing out circus flyers: Great for kids! Bring your kids! Short kids, tall kids, small kids, fat kids…
–Columbus Circle
Flyer dude: Comedy show? Comedy show? [Depressed voice] No, I wouldn’t come either.
–Radio City Music Hall
Overheard by: Andrew K.
Guy selling comedy show tickets: You like comedy? Come to the show! Even fake IDs are accepted!
–Times Square
Overheard by: Bought comedy show tix, but not from him
Newspaper guy: Free New York Post! Get your free New York Post here! [Flips it over so the headlines are facing down.] Get your free New York Times here! Free New York Times!
–14th St & 4th Ave
Guy passing out postcards: Please take– Please take a– They won’t let me go home until I finish this!
–43rd & Broadway
