Guy #1: Dude, what the hell’s that smell?
Guy #2: Josh fucking farted again.
Guy #1: Dude, if someone lit a match right now it’d be like 9/11.
–Metro-North train
Overheard by: Tim
Guy #1: Dude, what the hell’s that smell?
Guy #2: Josh fucking farted again.
Guy #1: Dude, if someone lit a match right now it’d be like 9/11.
–Metro-North train
Overheard by: Tim
