The Real Irony Here is Not that She’s Inhaling Smoke but that She’s Referring to NYC Air as ‘Fresh’

Smoker #1: I needed to get some fresh air — it is so hot and stuffy in there.
Smoker #2: I know what you mean. I’d quit, but then I would never get any fresh air.
Smoker #1: Right?

–Outside Splash, Chelsea

Overheard by: Will