The Salem Witch Trials Were Equally Lacking in Due Process

Guy #1: You know what that bitch did?
Guy #2: What’s that?
Guy #1: She spent all the child support money on herself.
Guy #2: Did she really?
Guy #1: I bet she did.

–Dunkin’ Donuts, 2nd Ave

Overheard by: Sanjay Bhatia