This Gives Gandalf’s ‘Is It Secret? Is It Safe?’ a Whole New Meaning

Chick: If I could sleep with any of the hobbits, it would have to be Frodo.
Guy: What?! Frodo is a total fudge packer.
Chick: Please don’t call him that!
Queer: Especially in front of a fudge packer!

–Barnes & Noble, 54th & 3rd

Overheard by: Willowee