Those Tootsie Pop Ads Sure Have Changed

Hip-hop chick #1: Yo, I been good, I ain’t smoked weed for like three days.
Hip-hop chick #2: What? You told me you smoked up last night.
Hip-hop chick #1: No, girl, I just took one little puff. Taking one little puff don’t mean I smoked. That’s like taking a lick of a dick and saying you sucked it.

–33rd & Broadway