Petite teen girl to friend: If I was gargantuan and ugly I might have morals too!
–St. John's University
Guy, ranting: No matter what a woman is wearing, no matter what she's done to her hair, no matter her make up, no matter what she's got on, no matter how nice her body is… If she's ugly, she's ugly.
–Lincoln Center
Overheard by: shiver
Teenage girl: If Oprah didn't have so much money she would be the ugliest woman in the world.
–170th St & Jerome Ave
Overheard by: Emm
Ugly Staten Island girl: I can't go back in there! Everyone is so ugly!
–Ave B & 4th St
Overheard by: Yes You Are
