One Man's Liner Is Another Man's Wednesday

Five-year-old girl on train, about brother: But he's being bad! Throw him away!

–Amtrak, Penn Station

Middle aged hick lady throwing Snickers wrapper in the water: I just want to get to space, you know? I just want to put all my trash out there!

–Williamsburg

Overheard by: raych

Teenage girl to another: She threw it away–she threw the baby away!

–Broadway

Tourist chick on cell, dragging rolling suitcase: No, there's actually nothing interesting to see around here. Just trash.

–8th Ave & 41st St