Old lady with husband talking to head usher: We are in Row C, Seats 22 and 23. Ummm… Do you think we could move our seats? It’s just that the lady next to us is rather large, and she is overflowing onto my husband, who is overflowing on to me…
Thousand Islands Play House
Gananoque, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Shmemily
