Girl on cell: Listen, listen. What I’m saying is, why can’t we just try to find a way to keep all of the Jews and the non-Jews from like, marrying? Or even interacting?
–Washington Square Park
- Posted on
- Biotechs, Questions, Religion, Washington Square Park
Black guy: Man, nigga, you’re really dirty. I mean, you’re a slob, nigga. You’re…you’re a fucking Mexican.
–Union Square
Tween girl: Are there two Union Squares?
–Union Square West
Overheard by: jessica castro
- Posted on
- Idiots, NYC Geography, Stupidity, Tweens, Union Square and East Village
Guy: So, go out with her! For her it will be a date. For you, it will be a charity event.
–Koi, W. 40th Street
Overheard by: Uptownish
- Posted on
- Advice, Compare/Contrast, Dating, Guys, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen
Drunk guy: For the last time, a chick with a dick is a hermaphrodite!
–47th & Broadway
Overheard by: Jerad Lewis
- Posted on
- Drunks, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Nicknames & name calling, Penis
Woman: I love to cycle myself. You might not believe it, but I’m very good at it.
Guy: Really.
Woman: Yes. I come from the West, where I used to ride really strenuous courses.
Guy: Really.
Woman: Yes. And you know, if they grew some mountains in New Jersey or something, I could do the same here.
–1 train
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- Compare/Contrast, Guys, Idiots, On the Subway, Sports, Stupidity, Talking/Convos, U.S. Geography, Wishes & desires, Women
Guy: I think we should get Indian food for dinner.
Girl: Indian food? What do they sell? Buffalo and maize?
–W train
Overheard by: Brent Jordan
- Posted on
- Ethnic Food, Girls, Guys, On the Subway
Girl: I heard that it costs more to execute someone than to keep them in jail for 40 years.
Guy: Yeah, I heard that too. You know, because of the electricity.
–F train
Overheard by: Amber
- Posted on
- Crime and Punishment, Girls, Guys, On the Subway, Stupidity
Tourist woman #1: I’d like to speak to a nun.
Receptionist lady: The nuns don’t talk to the public. You can meet with a priest. He’ll be available in an hour. Is anything wrong?
Tourist woman #1: We were going up for communion and the minister asked my friend if she was Catholic.
Receptionist lady: Is she Catholic?
Tourist woman #2: I’m Methodist. We take communion too.
— St. Patrick’s Cathedral Rectory
Overheard by: Traveler Bill
- Posted on
- 9 to 5-ers, Christianity, Compare/Contrast, Idiots, Rockefeller Center, Stupidity, Talking/Convos, Tourists
Guy: So…this is Bedford Avenue, right?
Chick: Yeah…
Guy: So…are we in Bedford-Stuyvesant?
–Williamsburg
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- Girls, Guys, NYC Geography, Williamsburg
