Hence, the ‘Got Root?’ T‑Shirt?

Californian boy: Dude, why are you always running to like 50 different places a day?
New York geeky girl: Because my brain is programed to run New Yorker 10.0 and yours is Californian 4.20. Similar operating systems, only we get stuff done on time, don’t wear sandals to work, and are frankly just slightly superior to everybody.

–N Train

Overheard by: allyse


A PVC Corset Works, Too

Art magazine-type girl #1: I guess some guy was touching her ass.
Art magazine-type girl #2: What? I can’t believe it. I’ve been riding the 4 and the 5 for like, six years, and no one ever touches my ass.
Art magazine-type girl #1: Really? I don’t know. Maybe when it gets warmer you should wear a sarong. I definitely get felt up more when I wear a sarong.
Art magazine-type girl #2: OK, I will. 

–Park Ave. South & 21st

Right Up My Broadway, Sweetie

Hipster theater chick: Seriously, I have like the best vagina of anyone I know. I have the Idina Menzel of vaginas.
Hipster chick’s friend: What does that even mean?
Hipster theater chick: You know Idina Menzel. Big lips, big mouth, sings like she’s having an orgasm. That’s my vagina. It’s called “Idina.“
Hipster chick’s friend: Isn’t she the one who played The Green Witch? So your vagina’s green?
Hipster theater chick: Shut up. It’s not green. It’s the Broadway of vaginas, I tell you!
Hipster chick’s friend: Who names their vagina after a green witch? You’re so fucked up..

–American Airlines Theater

Overheard by: Hannah