Bleeding biker, after falling while trying to avoid runner that ran in front of him: Ugh… (in pain and shock)
Inconsiderate and completely unharmed runner that ran in front of a biker in the bike lane: Fuck you!
–Central Park Bike Lane
Nah, It’s Just America
Black fashionista #1, about nearby pick-up truck’s radio: What the hell kind of music is that?
Black fashionista #2: Uh, I think it’s country or some shit.
Black fashionista #3: Wait — is he black?!
Black fashionista #1: Oh, that is just wrong!
–97th & CPW
Overheard by: genre reassigning surgery
Wednesday 3…2…1…**LINERS!!!**
Woman, as she approaches taxi with Sikh driver: Oh my god! I hope he's not a suicide bomber!
–LaGuardia Airport Taxi Line
Student to another: Bye! You're the bomb dot com!
–Fordham University, The Bronx
Middle-aged blonde: I know the European hotels have the plug in the bathroom for US hairdryers, but they explode anyway.
–Midtown
Black tourist kid: Who gets on a bus chanting "bus gas explosion!" anyway?
–Broadway
Overheard by: Clearly you haven't been to Georgia's Japanese classes
Confused All My Children fan: What are they gonna do? Everyone in the town just leaves? It's a story; they have to do something. Blow the whole world up?
–42nd St & 8th Ave
Overheard by: Katrin
The Moon Has Water?
Question girl: Well, if the sky is only blue when the sun is shining on it, then how come the Earth looks blue when they take pictures from the Moon?
Professor: Well, that's probably because of all the water.
–Borough of Manhattan Community College
Okay, but a Burlap Sack and Shower Cap?
Chick: Does she think that looks hot?
Friend: She’s ten.
–Central Park
Overheard by: Jax
He Should Have Told Me the Emotional Truth
Ghetto high school girl #1: I’m not going to the party unless he apologizes for saying I stink.
Ghetto high school girl #2: But you do.
Ghetto high school girl #1: So?
–5 train platform, Pelham Pkwy
Overheard by: Bryan
It’s What I’m Used To
Sailor: It was your idea.
Lady friend: You think I should dress like a man?
–Little Italy
He’s Something Less Than Shaveworthy
Chick #1: So, are you going to have sex with him tonight?
Chick #2: Nope.
Chick #1: Why not?
Chick #2: I didn’t shave my legs.
–The Village
Overheard by: Winter Coat
But I’ll Do Heroin with You the Next Day
Guy #1: You wanna come with me to get coffee tomorrow?
Guy #2: No. I’m going to be picking up the pieces of my life tomorrow.
–Lafayette & White
Overheard by: Hey, me too
Wednesday One-Liners Are a Family Affair
Man screaming on phone: If you got kids and you're not gonna let the uncle know… That ain't right!
–Forest Hills, Queens
Overheard by: Sara
Suit on cell: I punched my daughter in the fucking head yesterday.
–Hudson & Vandam
Overheard by: Alex
Girl to guy: Yeah… My sister's autistic, so we went to Disney World a lot…
–Soho
Overheard by: Benf
Balding overweight preppy player, holding golf clubs: Dude, I had sex with her twin sister and it was by far better than the other one man.
–Meatpacking District