Girl #1: Whoa, there’s a 7 train?
Girl #2: Yeah!
Girl #2: It’s purple, we have to take it!
–6 train
Overheard by: eliza tulip
- Posted on
- Bimbettes, On the Subway, Public Transportation
Father: It’s a little boy just like you, except you’re a little girl.
–2nd & 2nd
Overheard by: Broc Morten
- Posted on
- Babies, Dads, Kids, Lower Manhattan, Street
Chick: Yeah, this book, Lions and Witches and shit; I like to read weird shit and send it to my boyfriend in jail.
–2nd Avenue station
Overheard by: Amanda Morante
- Posted on
- Books & Writing, Girls, Pop Culture, Prison, Subway stations, platforms, etc., Weirdness
Chick: Ugh….Just remind me to never eat Taco Bell on an empty stomach.
–Lorimer Street/Metropolitan Avenue station
- Posted on
- Brooklyn, Girls, Junk Food & Fast Food
Old lady: I’m telling you: she’s allergic to snow!
–28th & Park
Overheard by: Eliot Glazer
- Posted on
- All Wednesday One-Liners, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Old People, Women
Little girl: I’m tired of thinking about ponies! Now it’s time to kill!
–Park Slope
- Posted on
- Animals & Nature, Kids, Murder, One-liners, Park Slope, Talking/Convos
Hobo: Man invented the condom so that the woman would stop trying to steal his DNA.
–F train
Overheard by: Caroline Duncan
Tween boy: They all kind of look like hipsters.
–Columbia University
Overheard by: ben wg
- Posted on
- All Wednesday One-Liners, Columbia (& Barnard), One-liners, Pop Culture, Tweens
Man on cell: Yeah, I’m going to see a farce tonight…It’s gonna be awesome. Wait, what’s a farce? That’s a comedy, right? Right?
–46th & 8th
Overheard by: Chad
- Posted on
- Men, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Words
Guy: So what songs do you have on your iPod?
–3rd Avenue & 10th Street
Overheard by: jessica castro
- Posted on
- iPod, Music, One-liners, Union Square and East Village
