Chick #1: You know I wanna lose some weight, especially in my hips.
Chick #2: I felt like that a while ago. I was dating this guy and when him and I broke up I wanted to be slimmer when I saw him again. Girl, I took some weight loss pills and lost about 20 pounds. When I saw him again he said I looked sick. I had fucked around and lost my ass. I still haven’t gotten it back yet.
–80th & 3rd
Overheard by: Divine Essence
- Posted on
- Ass, Beauty, Diet/Weight, Girls, Relationships, Skinny People, Upper East Side
Guy: Okay, so I know a female dog is called a bitch, but what is a male dog called?
Girl: Um, that would be a dog. Idiot.
–72nd & Columbus
Overheard by: Stephanie S
- Posted on
- Animals & Nature, Girls, Guys, Stupidity, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center
Girl: I want to see that.
Guy: What’s it about?
Girl: The war in Europe.
–West 4th Street station
- Posted on
- Idiots, Movies, Subway Stations
Girl: So where do you live?
Guy: In Jersey City.
Girl: Is that in Jersey?
–Elevator, Greenwich & North Moore
- Posted on
- Elevators, Global Geography, Idiots, Stupidity
Drunk lady: I don’t know how you get all those fuckin’ girls. You’re
motherfuckin’ 70 years old!
Old man: My dick. My big fuckin’ dick.
–Carroll Gardens
- Posted on
- Brooklyn, Old People, Penis
Suit #1: I am in a crazy mood right now.
Suit #2: Crazy meaning…? “Shoot ’em up” or more “naked pool swimming”?
–Jazzy’s, Varick Street
Overheard by: andrea marshall
- Posted on
- Bars & Clubs, Hard Drugs, Nudity, Suits
Girl #1: I have a question.
Girl #2: What is it?
Girl #1: Skipping makes you lose weight right?
Girl #2: Yeah….
Girl #1: Does that mean skipping backward makes you gain weight?
Girl #2: God, you’re a dumbass.
–Flushing
- Posted on
- Diet/Weight, Girls, LaGuardia Airport
Chick #1: Ew! Did that man just take our picture with his cameraphone?
Chick #2: Ew! That is so rude! Why would he do that? Don’t look up. Don’t look up!
Man: Don’t flatter yourselves, ladies. A) You’re not nearly that hot, and B) I was sending a text message to my boyfriend.
–M57 bus
Overheard by: Peter S
- Posted on
- Beauty, Cell Phone, Favorites, Gadgets, On the Bus, People, Queers
Guy #1: Tell em’ what I did.
Guy #2: Pissed on her.
Guy #1: I pissed on her face while she was sleeping!
–Coney Island Boardwalk
Overheard by: Kate C.
- Posted on
- Assholes, Boys, Breaking Up, Coney Island, Hook Ups, Kink, Men, One Night Stand, Pee, Penis, Sex & Relationships
Teen boy: What are you eating?
Teen girl: It’s called…Gateau.
Teen boy: What’s Gateau?
Teen girl: Like…fancy French cake.
Teen boy: Sounds Gateau-fabulous.
–N train
Overheard by: valerie
- Posted on
- Food, On the Subway, Teens, Words
