Overheard in PDX

Sheriff: These are kind of like deputy pickles.


Overheard by: anonymous

Man: What’s your name?
Woman: Juna.
Man: That reminds of me of a tree… A beautiful tree.


Overheard by: leslie

Carpool driver, noticing woman at bus stop: She has art between her legs.


Overheard by: b!X

Skinny guy: I like the big girls because they're cleaner, and they buy you drinks.


Overheard by: joe joe.

Dude: Overall, it was a good weekend… My knees, ass and thumb hurt.


Overheard by: clickmehard

PSU freshman (attempting to flirt): Wow, that’s an amazing accent! Is it British?
Cute freshman who says Rs like Ws: Actually, it’s a speech impediment.


Overheard by: ellen

Bus 20 operator to dispatch: Yeah, there are a lot of warning signals on that I’ve never seen before. Should I be worried?


Overheard by: the blankenships

Mom: Can you sit there and be mommy's good boy just a little longer? We're almost done shopping.
Boy: No. I'm not your good boy. I'm not your good boy anymore.
Mom: Oh you aren't? Then will you be a big boy for me?
Boy: No, I'm not your big boy! I'm not your big boy, and I'm not your good boy anymore.
Mom: Oh really, then what are you?
Boy: I'm a grandma!


Overheard by: kari

Dude #1: Dude, if you're gonna artificially inseminate your sister's girlfriend, you gotta fuck her, right?
Dude #2: Absolutely!
Dude #1: Otherwise, you got no respect for yourself.


Overheard by: elizabeth

Old man: Are you going somewhere exciting?
Girl with suitcase: Not really. But when I get there, I’m getting laid.


Overheard by: aaron