Means You’ve Got the Run-Forrest-Runs

Girl in stall: Oooh, what is that little feeling in my tummy?

Bathroom, Bubba Gump, Universal CityWalk
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Kerberos

Posted on December 1, 2023
Chicks, Florida, Questions

Depending Upon How Often You Mace Him

Chick #1: Have you ever had a class with him?
Chick #2: Yeah.
Chick #1: Does he really cry in class?
Chick #2: Sometimes.
Chick #1: … Cool.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/most_teachers_wait_until_they.html

Overheard by: wishing he was my prof

Posted on November 17, 2023
Chicks, Gossip, Overheard in Minneapolis

Aaand… They’re Off!

New bride: Should I get this bag for my mother-in-law?
Friend: Will it make her love you?
New bride: No… Fuck that bitch.

Saratoga Springs, New York

Overheard by: louise

Posted on November 5, 2023
Chicks, Family ties, New York

… Thing to Have Shoved Down Your Throat? We Doubt It.

Girl in dorm bathroom: I just love it when they shove evolution down my throat! That’s my favorite…

University of Wisconsin
Wisconsin

Posted on November 5, 2023
Chicks, Education, Gripes, Wisconsin

And What Gets It Out of Silk?

Hot chick: What the hell is egg nog?

http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2005/11/tis-season-starbucks.html

Overheard by: eston

Posted on October 9, 2023
Chicks, Overheard in Ann Arbor, Questions

The Touring Production of Hairspray

Girl #1: I’m really scared right now! What are they doing? They’re going to break into some sort of big orgy any second!
Girl #2: It looks like some sort of weird sacrificial dance!
Girl #3: Yeah, like they’re getting ready to sacrifice a lamb!
Girl #2: Or a virgin!
Girl #1: Can they stop?! They’re giving me goosebumps! What are they doing?! Stop!

http://overheardinsydney.blogspot.com/2006/02/being-cultured-comes-at-price.html

Posted on October 3, 2023
Chicks, Gripes, Overheard in Sydney

But 40’s a Little Old to Be Tap Dancing with a Lollipop

Lady: Yeah, he’s cute… for a seven-year-old girl.

Kenmore Square
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: H

Posted on October 2, 2023
Chicks, Insults, Massachusetts

Has This Funny Little Moustache…

Skinny blonde: So, yeah, my mom is dating this new guy who’s just kind of awkward and nerdy and, well, he’s just really bad at socialism.

San Diego, California

Overheard by: Molly and Katy

Posted on September 23, 2023
California, Chicks, Gossip, Stupidity

So What I’d Really Like to Do Is Skin a “My Little Pony”

Chick #1: What’s your favorite color?
Chick #2: Blue. What about you?
Chick #1: Well, I like the rainbow. And I know that fur’s not a color, but I really like fur.

Starbucks
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: flossy.

Posted on September 17, 2023
Canadia, Chicks, Gossip

After That I’ll Be Fucking Myself

Chick: Okay, here’s your hundred thousand dollars, and there’s the mall. And I’ll just be sitting here sprouting a penis.

Carrboro, North Carolina

Overheard by: Li’l Bit

Posted on September 16, 2023
Chicks, North Carolina, Penis

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