Cute Like “I Wish You Good Luck with That”

Girl #1: Do I look okay?
Girl #2: Yeah, you look cute.
Girl #1: Cute like you want to sleep with me?

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/05/12/pushing-it/

Posted on November 17, 2022
Chicks, Compliments, Overheard at McGill

The Kids Flock to Her Slumber Parties for Her Mom's Brownies

Chick on cell: Yeah, mom, listen: I'm trying to buy some weed. Yeah, I'll call you back if I get any. Okay, love you too. Bye.

Downtown Crossing
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Adrienne

Posted on October 8, 2022
Chicks, Drugs, Family ties, Massachusetts, Moms, On the phone, Weirdness

Um, Sweetie, We’re Lesbians

Girl #1: I’ve been feeling so weird lately.
Girl #2: You’re probably pregnant.
Girl #1: … What?
Girl #2: I was kidding.
Girl #1: Oh-fuck-oh-fuck-oh-fuck — when was my last period?!

Piccadilly Line
London
England

Overheard by: BoogyFantastic

Posted on September 25, 2022
Chicks, England, Health & Hygiene, Pregnancy

So, You’ll Notice That I’m Topless.

Chick #1, to class: Sorry I stink. I just got back from soccer practice.
Chick #2: That’s okay. My cat peed on my shirt before I left the house.

Palm Bay, Florida

Posted on August 24, 2022
Bragging, Chicks, Florida, Health & Hygiene

Greeting Cards Are Getting More and More Specific

Girl: Every time I walk into Stop ‘N Shop and get a whiff of Irish Spring I think of your testicles.

Seton Hall University
South Orange, New Jersey

Overheard by: Never will think of Irish Spring the same way again

Posted on June 16, 2022
Balls, Chicks, Colleges & Universities, New Jersey

Mmm, Faminelicious.

Chick: Brazilians are the bomb.
Dude: Eastern European chicks are always sooo hot because they can’t afford food.

Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com

Posted on May 7, 2022
Beauty, Chicks, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Diet & weight, Food, Gender issues, Geography, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Overheard at McGill

And If You’re Asking Who’s a Better Rationalizer…

Girl to friends: I mean, if you’re talking about who he’s technically going out with, then she’s the girlfriend and I’m the other woman. But, I mean… If you’re talking about who he confides in more, I’m the girlfriend and she’s the other woman.

Dobbs Ferry, New York

Overheard by: Lex