Man jumping out of port-a-potty like a gymnast: … And he sticks the landing!


Overheard by: only at DRAM

Confused girl to another: You’re a man-whore? I’m a man-whore, too!

Overheard by: anonymous

Girl yelling out window to friend: Bitch! I am the motherfuckin’ bishop Don Juan of proving points!

Colfax bus
Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: lauren

Butcher in bloodstained apron: My soul is pure and untainted.

Portland, Maine

Boyfriend to gas station attendant: She slept with the entire football team in high school.
Girlfriend: Maybe, but I still wouldn’t have slept with you.
Boyfriend: Yeah? Really? How’s your butt feel? Ha! I haven’t even told my friends about that yet!

Richmond, Virginia

Skinny guy with pink hair: I don't think I could be any more bad-ass.


Freshman ho #1: But… Are you, like, good at drunk driving?
Freshman ho #2: Oh, yeah… I’m, like, sooo good! I’ve been drunk driving, like, since I got my license.

Overheard by: newm

Bearded college guy: I almost saw a high school girl's vagina today!

Overheard by: a. lil

Guy #1: I can speak Italian.
Guy #2: How do you say “cheese” in Italian?
Guy #1: Ha! That's easy, “mozzarella”!

Italian Restaurant
Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Chloe

Guy: I have to use the girls’ room ’cause there is just vomit everywhere in the men’s and a guy, like, dying or something.
Girl: Well, that’s what you get for moving to the East side! Apparently no one vomits at bars on the West side. We here on the East side are all about vomit. It’s, like, totally cool.

Ladies’ room, 4100 Bar, Sunset Boulevard
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Erin