Man jumping out of port-a-potty like a gymnast: … And he sticks the landing!
Campground
Connecticut
Overheard by: only at DRAM
Man jumping out of port-a-potty like a gymnast: … And he sticks the landing!
Campground
Connecticut
Overheard by: only at DRAM
Confused girl to another: You’re a man-whore? I’m a man-whore, too!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html
Overheard by: anonymous
Girl yelling out window to friend: Bitch! I am the motherfuckin’ bishop Don Juan of proving points!
Colfax bus
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: lauren
Butcher in bloodstained apron: My soul is pure and untainted.
Supermarket
Portland, Maine
Boyfriend to gas station attendant: She slept with the entire football team in high school.
Girlfriend: Maybe, but I still wouldn’t have slept with you.
Boyfriend: Yeah? Really? How’s your butt feel? Ha! I haven’t even told my friends about that yet!
Richmond, Virginia
Skinny guy with pink hair: I don't think I could be any more bad-ass.
Ottawa
Canadia
Freshman ho #1: But… Are you, like, good at drunk driving?
Freshman ho #2: Oh, yeah… I’m, like, sooo good! I’ve been drunk driving, like, since I got my license.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/april-is-cruelest-month.html
Overheard by: newm
Bearded college guy: I almost saw a high school girl's vagina today!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/414278090/thanks-for-bailing-me-out-by-the-way.html
Overheard by: a. lil
Guy: I have to use the girls’ room ’cause there is just vomit everywhere in the men’s and a guy, like, dying or something.
Girl: Well, that’s what you get for moving to the East side! Apparently no one vomits at bars on the West side. We here on the East side are all about vomit. It’s, like, totally cool.
Ladies’ room, 4100 Bar, Sunset Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Erin
