Possibly preggers teen: I’m going to name my baby ‘Vodka.’
Skanky mom: Oh.

Liquor store

Guy: I’ve heard rumors…
Girl: About me?
Guy: Yeah.
Girl: Me and Tina both got knocked up by you.
Guy: What?
Girl: And it’s not a rumor — it’s the truth.
Guy: How drunk was I?

Millersville, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: overheardinmillersville

Hoochie on pink cell: I always change my sheets in between boyfriends. It’s like how guys change condoms in between girls.

13th Street
Gainesville, Florida

Confused girl to another: You’re a man-whore? I’m a man-whore, too!


Overheard by: anonymous

Hot chick: Trust me, I would know. I’m a retired slut.


Overheard by: oh really?

Hoochie: If I could get a hundred bucks just for showing my titties on Jerry Springer, I’d so do it.

Chicago, Illinois

Hoochie: Yeah, I don’t know, but Josh and I totally hooked up for a while last year.
Friend: What? Why?!
Hoochie: What do you mean, ‘Why’? Josh is hot.
Friend: Dude, hooking up with Josh is like hanging a sign on your vagina that says, ‘Come on in, chlamydia.’ If I was looking for a communicable disease, Josh is the first place I’d go.
Hoochie: Oh…

California State University-Chico
Chico, California

Overheard by: Kimberly

Girl: Hey, Chantelle*! Chantelle!
Chantelle: What?
Girl: Did you bring skank boots?
Chantelle: Yeah.

Drama class, All Saints High School
Whitby, Ontario

Overheard by: freshman whisperer

Guy: You’re such a slut.
Chick: That’s what my tattoo says!


Overheard by: tim

30-year-old: I will be somebody’s cum bucket, but I won’t be anybody’s cum dumpster!