Little British girl: Mummy, I absolutely love Queens. It is like being in the city, but you are really still in the countryside!
–Astoria
Overheard by: has actually been to the countryside
Hipster to hipster friends: I could never live in a place called Queens.
–Ave B & E 4th St
Overheard by: PROUD QUEENS NATIVE…
Conductor: You may also transfer here to the g train to Queens. Queens, which was named after Freddie Mercury.
–F Train
Loud recently released passenger: I love Queens. Love Queens. I don't want to be locked up anywhere but Queens.
–Metro North Rail
Overheard by: bunbury