Seven‐year‐old boy to father: Did you know that when you get into middle school, all the girls care about is whether you’re rich and have a cute ass? In elementary school, they only care about if you can run fast. If you run the fastest, you get all the girls.
Overheard by: Tara
Small boy to teacher in increasingly panicky voice: Is this Narnia? We’re not Narnians yet, right?!
–NYU Kimmel Center
Overheard by: Narnia @ NYU?
Five‐year‐old to three‐year‐old brother: Listen, we’re going to have food all winter. It’s hibernation. You know what hibernation is, don’t you? Hibernation is when animals eat a lot of food and sleep all winter. We’re gonna hibernate!
Overheard by: Samantha
Little kid: Grandma, smell this! It’s Obsession for Men!
Sobbing five‐year‐old girl to mom in CD section: I wanna download, I don’t wanna waste my money.
–Borders, Columbus Circle
Overheard by: Can records labels sue toddlers?