Old man: My wife is 389 pounds. And that's on the weekend. This woman tried to eat 37 hamburgers and a Diet Coke.
–A Train
Overheard by: CAC Baby from the Glebe
Guy to friends, watching half-dressed chubby girl walk by: I like my brown sugar oatmeal lumpy… Like that… Dammmmmn!
–Penn Station
Overheard by: Charlotte
Mother to teen daughter: I was surprised that there were not more overweight people at the chocolate show.
–50th St
College girl to another: That was the first time I slept with a 300 lb Russian man.
–7th St & 1st Ave
Overheard by: Jake Fogelnest
Cashier to another: Naw, girl, not fat Rochelle… fat *Tiffany*!
–Park Slope, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Ladle
