40-something UWS mom to six-year-old girl: C'mon, honey, we have to get off here… or else we'll end up in The Bronx. (quietly)I hate it when that happens.
–3 Train
Overheard by: Mader
30-something hipster to another: You know what I love about The Bronx? 18-year-old MILFs.
–Union Square
Thug to friend: The army is like The Bronx of the military, and the marines are like Manhattan.
–1 Train
Overheard by: Vas
Mom carrying lots of bags, with four year old in tow, looking exasperated: Jayden, it's too cold out to carry a turtle from Manhattan to The Bronx!
–109th & Broadway
Overheard by: Meredith
