Flamboyant male receptionist on front-desk phone: You can drink my blood, but don't you drink anybody's spit!
–W 40th St
NYPD officer to drunk: Sir, the more you move, the more you are going to bleed, and to the more you are going to want to pass out.
–62nd & Columbus
Overheard by: Andrew Bennett
Suit to hobo: I'm sorry but I can't share a cab with you. Your eyes are bleeding.
–Spring St & Greene
Overheard by: hngryDavy
Vendor to another: I've only washed blood off money once. And I was on so many drugs, and in such a rush…
–Greenmarket, Union Square
Overheard by: Peter Kaufman
