Thug tween in pj pants: My wound isn't open. I checked in the bathroom.
–Park Slope, Brooklyn
Overheard by: This Is Our Youth
Eccentric man, offering crusty napkin to sneezing female suit: Here, it's barely used.
–Crosstown Bus
Stoner to female friend: Before you clip your fingernails, make sure your nose is clear of boogers.
–4 Train
Overheard by: Patrick
Rich lady to rich friend: But then I checked, and it wasn't oozing, and so I figured what the hell, you know?
–31st & 3rd
Overheard by: Perversely curious
