30-something suit on cell: Uh-uh… see, I'm gonna sue his ass for defecation of character. That's defecation of character right there.
–Flatbush & Dekalb Ave
Overheard by: Elisse
Thug on cell: I'm mean, it was all of that, depending on how you, um, ya know, use these English words. (pause) I mean, shit…
–17th & 2nd
Overheard by: rick
Kid to friends, seeing Mercedes roadster: Man, look at its exhaustion pipes!
–Jewel Ave & Main St
Overheard by: BobsBigBoys
Thugette on cell: I'm sorry. If I'da knowed, you'da wanna went. I'da seed you'da gotta get to go.
–Off-Track Betting
Overheard by: johnny
Man to another in the park: You got a memory like a… fuhgetaboutit.
–Greenmarket, Union Square
Overheard by: Eric Arevalo
