Guy in suit explaining to stranger why he's wearing a suit: One of our mission statements is fucking integrity.
–Barcelona Bar, 8th & 55th
Suit: Look, if I wanted to deal with your problems, I'd become a veterinarian!
–M04 Bus, Uptown
Skinny Asian female suit to business associate: Don't squeeze my muffin top!
–Indian Restaurant, Midtown
Suit on cell exiting airplane: This could be serious. We may need a waffle iron.
–JFK Airport
Overheard by: Context Is Everything
