Woman on cell: He already started calling me ‘boobie’ so we did it last night.
–33rd St station
Queer: I’m so sick of her and her breasts!
–W 4th St subway
Overheard by: Jessie
Teen boy, walking into woman and child: Oh, sorry, my fault… [To his girlfriend:] See what yo’ titties got me into!
–42nd St & 7th Ave
Drunk bimbette: I’m so glad I have tits. I don’t know what I would do if I were a man. I call it the power of the oyster.
–Croton-Harmon line to Manhattan
Overheard by: Evan
Drunk woman: I got ketchup on my boob and I didn’t even eat anything!
–Yankee Stadium
Overheard by: Ryan
Drunk fratboy: Show your boobies if you love the Mets! Nudity for the Mets! Nudity for the Mets!
–Manhattan bound 7 train
Overheard by: lets go mets