20-something male office worker to female coworker: We haven't had sex yet, and it's been one month. What is this, the 1920s?
–Bryant Park
Man to friend: I don't need a nanny. But if I did, I'd hire a guy that looked like Mr Belvedere. Ain't nobody sexin' Mr Belvedere.
–6 Train
Seventeen-year-old girl to friend: He doesn't believe in premarital sex and he's a teenage boy. I just want to have lots and lots of sex! (pauses) Oh my god, am I grimy? Am I turning into a slut?
–F Train
Overheard by: Grimy?
Middle aged woman: I am not putting out tonight.
–49th & Broadway
Overheard by: Airbags
