Angry guy on cell: She has everything up her ass but a cock.
–Broadway & Waverly
Overheard by: Pallavi
Guy on phone: I'm going to remove the flesh from your penis and expose the bone.
–Bedford Ave
20-something girl to friend: Isn't this the best thing you've ever had in your mouth? I mean besides a dick…
–Artichoke Pizza, 14th & 1st
Young man, about new-born son: I have never been so excited to see a penis!
–6 Train
Small teenage girl: Why employ three frogs to do what one penis could accomplish?
–Metropolitan Museum of Art
