Wednesday One-Liners Employ the Nuremburg Defense

Drunk brunette Jewish girl to others: When someone comes into town, why would you say "let's go to caliente cab"? That's like saying "let's go to the Holocaust."

–Benny's Burrito's, Greenwich Avenue

Guy on cell: I'm gonna do what Hitler did to the Jews. Except I'm gonna do it to vampires.

–Montague St, Brooklyn

Middle-aged gay dude: My dad watches Fox News all the time; not ironically. He's like a Nazi.

–Cookshop

Dude on phone: Politicians are lame nowadays. (pause) Hitler! Now there's a man of action… Yes, I disagree with the Holocaust, but he got things done.

–23rd & Park Ave

Overheard by: British Dave