Woman walking arm in arm with two men: I mean, if you could suck your own penis while writing War and Peace, that would be incredible!
–Brooklyn
Overheard by: Reid
Girl to gay friend: You know when you go to swallow, but you're not really ready to swallow?
–4th & 6th Ave
Overheard by: Melissa Coppola
Gay guy, watching ripped Guido getting off train: He only goes to the gym to suck dick!
–C Train
Overheard by: Oona
Boy to friend, outside high school debate competition at Columbia: I think a valid argument would be "my dick isn't going to suck itself."
–Outside Columbia University, 116 & Broadway
Girl to friends: The first time I ever heard of a blowjob, I was giving one!
–Barnard College
