Wednesday One-Liners Are Adept at Breathing through Their Noses

Woman walking arm in arm with two men: I mean, if you could suck your own penis while writing War and Peace, that would be incredible!


Overheard by: Reid

Girl to gay friend: You know when you go to swallow, but you're not really ready to swallow?

–4th & 6th Ave

Overheard by: Melissa Coppola

Gay guy, watching ripped Guido getting off train: He only goes to the gym to suck dick!

–C Train

Overheard by: Oona

Boy to friend, outside high school debate competition at Columbia: I think a valid argument would be "my dick isn't going to suck itself."

–Outside Columbia University, 116 & Broadway

Girl to friends: The first time I ever heard of a blowjob, I was giving one!

–Barnard College