20-something girl to friend: I just don't understand how our classy ladies day at The Met ended with me having a threesome with a leprechaun…
–7 Train
Overheard by: RS
20-something hot girl on cell: Don't you be textin' me about no three way!
–14th & 6th
Overheard by: Tommy Salami
Security guard: This ain't an orgy. Go get yourselves a hotel room.
–Terminal 5
Puzzled guy getting hit by crazy-looking girlfriend: Okay, I'm sorry! But, FYI, seeing you sandwiched between two guys in our bed wasn't that cool either!
–32nd & 7th
