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What About Pity Fucks, Smart Guy?

Construction worker #1: I swear, man, it don't matter if you look like Brad fucking Pitt–if you ain't hung, you ain't getting any.
Construction worker #2: (sadly nods)

–43rd & 6th

  • Posted on September 15, 2014
  • Beauty, Compare/Contrast, Construction Guys, Height, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Penis, Physical appearance
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