Construction guy #1: Yeah apparently, they just eat and eat and eat
until they can’t anymore, and then go and throw it all up.
Construction guy #2: Wow, that’s what skinny girls do?
Construction guy #1: Yeah, it’s called bulimia or something. I think
it’s actually a disease.
Construction guy #2: Yeah, but a disease that makes you look good, am I right?
–City College
Overheard by: Barbara Seifert
Construction guy #1: Then we gotta fuckin’ knock down that bitch of a fuckin’ wall…in this fuckin’ humidity, can you fuckin’ believe they’re makin’ us do that shit?
Construction guy #2: I know. That fuckin’ shit is fuckin bullshit. We should fuckin’ kill the fuckin’ captain and shit, makin’ us take down a fuckin’ wall that we fuckin’ put up in the–
Construction guy #1: Ooh! Italian ices!
–57th & 10th
Overheard by: Peter Shankman
Tourist wife: What’s that area? I haven’t seen any space yet!
Tourist husband: Maybe it’s a park.
Construction worker: It’s the World fucking Trade Center! Give it a rest!
–Church Street
Overheard by: Emily Davidson
Construction worker: Wow, baby, come over here and sit on my face!
Girl: Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?
–42nd & 6th
Overheard by: Mark T
Construction guy #1: I had to hire dis retarded kid, and ya know, I don’t know how it’s gonna be.
Construction guy #2: Yeah…but hey doh, didn’t you ever beat up a retarded kid in school? ‘Member how strong dey wuh?
–6 train
Overheard by: Anonymous and Ethan Aronoff
Construction worker: …it was like, the biggest skull ever found or
some shit.
–44th & Madison
Teenage girl: I failed the math test so I told Ma I ain’t gonna graduate in June. I ain’t gotta do anything but stay black and die.
–6 train
Hot girl walking through construction workers, expecting to be cat-called: Oh boy, here we go.
Polite construction worker: Good morning.
Hot girl's friend: How embarrassing.
Hot girl: Shut it.
–Harlem
Construction Worker: So is Camel Toe the same as Hammer Time?
–Pace University
Overheard by: Lil
Conductor: There will be no Seven Train service today.
Hardhat: Good. After the Mets lose, we don’t need the fucking Seven Train!
–6 train
Overheard by: phenders
Construction worker #1: Yeah, she brought out the body oil and was rubbing it every! I was like “I don't think I'm going to last too long now!”
Construction worker #2: That's one of those dates where you really need to beat off before you go! You really gotta hit the testicles!
–42nd St & 8th Ave
