Hot girl walking through construction workers, expecting to be cat‐called: Oh boy, here we go.
Polite construction worker: Good morning.
Hot girl’s friend: How embarrassing.
Hot girl: Shut it.
–Harlem
Hot girl walking through construction workers, expecting to be cat‐called: Oh boy, here we go.
Polite construction worker: Good morning.
Hot girl’s friend: How embarrassing.
Hot girl: Shut it.
–Harlem
Construction Worker: So is Camel Toe the same as Hammer Time?
–Pace University
Overheard by: Lil
Conductor: There will be no Seven Train service today.
Hardhat: Good. After the Mets lose, we don’t need the fucking Seven Train!
–6 train
Overheard by: phenders
Construction worker #1: Yeah, she brought out the body oil and was rubbing it every! I was like “I don’t think I’m going to last too long now!“
Construction worker #2: That’s one of those dates where you really need to beat off before you go! You really gotta hit the testicles!
–42nd St & 8th Ave
Guy on cell: Come on, one third of Americans don’t pay their taxes. I want to be one of them.
–7th Ave & Garfield, Brooklyn
Guy on cell: Does he know where he is? This is America – this is America. They makin’ ice cream every second! I don’t know what he’s complainin’ about, they got chains makin’ food 24 hours a day…they even makin’ milk on Christmas!
–NJ Transit
Overheard by: Tess
Obnoxious black guy to another: I was watchin’ a special on tv last night talkin’ about how gays can’t be in the war! When they find out the whole America is gay, we’re screwed!
–45th & 9th
Construction worker to another: Hell, I could break down George Bush in a debate. And I’m a fuckin’ plumber! (pause) I hate my damn nation…
–Dunkin’ Donuts, Astoria, Queens
Conductor: This is the r local to Continental… Forest Hills… Queens… USA!
–R Train
Overheard by: Mugsy’s Moll
Construction worker #1: My boss, he’s got a mustache like Hitler.
Construction worker #2: Mine’s a Jew.
–Astoria
Construction worker #1: Make it look nice for the homeless here!
Construction worker #2: Oh yeah!
–Broadway/Lafayette station
Construction supervisor on cell: No, I didn’t know he was gay! That’s why I got rid of him. I had to find out the hard way.
–Evergreen Diner, W 46th St
Overheard by: Emilio Lizardo
Forklift operator #1: How’s it going, James?
Forklift operator #2: These boxes of matzah just ain’t cooperatin’.
–NYC Food Bank
Overheard by: Shane Hoffman
Construction worker: Hey beautiful, you have a lovely day.
Young girl: I’m fourteen, you perv!
Construction worker: Ay, puta…
Young girl: And I speak Spanish!
–9th St & University
