Wednesday One-Liners Take the Offensive

Woman to boyfriend: 2nd Avenue is the nastiest of the avenues.

–2nd Ave & 6th St

Six-year-old girl to mother: I hit you on the back but you hit me on the head! You nasty! You nasty momma, I hate you.

–Jamaica Station

Overheard by: rick

Obese, ghetto woman on phone with friend: You know, I love KFC. I love it. But sometimes it tastes nasty… So then I go to Popeye's.

–Q Train

Overheard by: xxem

Lady on phone: If she can afford a $400 bottle service at the club, she can damn well afford some maid service to clean up her nasty-ass house!

–Bolt Bus

Young man on phone at 8:45 am: Girl, you is a nasty one ain't ya? (pause) Hang on. I can't do this here. Go to Queensboro. Sit on it. I gots to conversate with your nasty ass.

–Subway Station, Astoria