Blonde girl to guy friend: I've never done real porn before. What's it like?
–Fordham University Lincoln Center
Loud, long-haired, seemingly-straight white guy: So I wanna do a promo for the "hard-on" part!
–15th St & 5th Ave
Overheard by: Flyin' Thing
Sorostitute at nearby table: So I said, 'if there's gonna be sex, take out the camera.'
–Brooklyn
Overheard by: Ladle
Man, coming out of Peep World: Blu-Ray would of course make the money shot better… Not that I would know.
–33rd St
Overheard by: Deep Tech
