Hobo sitting on snow: Want a husband for a night? I have a really nice house in Beverly Hills.
–79th & Broadway
Hobo: Spare change? Miss, you got any spare change? Oh… Oh, I see how it is. You got them nice boots but you can't give me a damn quarter?
–F Train
Hobo in main concourse, to police officer: I'm goin' to the bathroom; you can't stop that!
–Penn Station
Crazy black hobo: I'm a christian *and* a pimp.
–2 Train