Wednesday One-Third-of-a-Nation-Liners

Hobo sitting on snow: Want a husband for a night? I have a really nice house in Beverly Hills.

–79th & Broadway

Hobo: Spare change? Miss, you got any spare change? Oh… Oh, I see how it is. You got them nice boots but you can't give me a damn quarter?

–F Train

Hobo in main concourse, to police officer: I'm goin' to the bathroom; you can't stop that!

–Penn Station

Crazy black hobo: I'm a christian *and* a pimp.

–2 Train