Guy smoking with his buddy, disgusted: Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and go, ‘Oh my god, I can’t believe someone is attracted to me’?
–44th & 7th
Overheard by: Michelle
Street vendor, as homely Brazilian chicks pass: You are a disgrace to the country of Brazil! Ugly!
–46th & 6th
Man on cell: Eh, she was kinda lizardy-looking…
–14th & Broadway
Overheard by: sean
Smoking street vendor chick to friends: I mean, if you’re going to be ugly, at least be articulate.
–N 6th & Bedford
Girl to another: I mean, I think he is attractive, but it took me a while to think that.
–St. Mark’s & 3rd
