Mother to toddler: So you wanna play with Jesus, huh? (pause, then sigh) Well, I don’t think Jesus is around today… Not in the East Village, anyway.
–6th St & 1st Ave
Overheard by: Pedro
Drunken 40‐something: It’s cool because Jesus said it. Fuck them all!
–65th & 1st
12‐year‐old boy in Catholic school uniform on cell: I’m only going if Jesus Christ is going, and I don’t think Jesus Christ is over on Flatbush.
–5th Ave, Park Slope
Walking guy: Can we at least agree that Jesus would have a hard time getting on a plane today?
–Prospect Park, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Ladle
Five‐year‐old: No one cares about Jesus!
–Museum of Modern Art