NYU girl: If he were cute, then he would be really cute.
–Washington Square Park
Overweight girl on cell: You gotta have cute friends if you're cute. (pause) No, all my friends were cute in college. (long pause) Oh yeah, that's right, I forgot about that. (pause) Well, that was college. Besides, he was gay.
–Bed-Stuy
Overheard by: rick
Girl, after seeing Sondheim on Sondheim: I didn't like him before, but now I want Stephen Joshua Sondheim, to like, be my grandfather. He's so cute! I want him to sit in my living room and play the piano.
–Grove St.
Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster
Girl on cell: It was such a cute town and I couldn't think of anything better than getting arrested in it!
–Central Park
